http://www.planetmbars.com/ Planetmbars en-us Sun, 31 Aug 2008 07:15:35 GMT 1440 CPG-Nuke Dragonfly Planetmbars News http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/rss/rss.html http://www.planetmbars.com/images/mutley-pmsl.gif http://www.planetmbars.com/ http://www.planetmbars.com/News/article/sid=8.html A new computer repair service will be starting very soon in Morecambe and the surrounding area. We will be able to visit you in your home or you can bring your computer to us. We can also supply and install Linux, The alternative to Windows. For further enquiries, Phone: 07988459881 Sun, 31 Aug 2008 07:15:35 GMT http://www.planetmbars.com/News/article/sid=7.html Events and ride outs or group meetings can now be added to the site calendar free of charge. Members can submit events, Non members will have to email the admin team with details. Sun, 13 Jul 2008 12:56:55 GMT http://www.planetmbars.com/News/article/sid=6.html THIS ONE VERY YELLOW new : acquired crash damaged got it runing probs with fule pump but fixed it sounds good not 4 road use exhaust so wat still needs some TLC Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:16:23 GMT http://www.planetmbars.com/News/article/sid=5.html Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:30:32 GMT http://www.planetmbars.com/News/article/sid=4.html Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:11:46 GMT http://www.planetmbars.com/News/article/sid=3.html Found these and thought they where great. Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:11:11 GMT http://www.planetmbars.com/News/article/sid=2.html A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of quid for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten pounds and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to put fuel in a motorbike instead of buying food?" the man asked. "No, I don't waste time motorbiking," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked. "What disease would I get for a tenner?" exclaimed the homeless man. "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up Beer, Motorbikes, and Sex." Mon, 16 Jun 2008 22:00:51 GMT http://www.planetmbars.com/News/article/sid=1.html The site has been revamped to more reflect the interests of myself. I would like to thank the members of the former planetmbars site for their support. Sun, 08 Jun 2008 21:11:18 GMT