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A new computer service in Morecambe
A new computer repair service will be starting very soon in Morecambe and the surrounding area. We will be able to visit you in your home or you can bring your computer to us.
We can also supply and install Linux, The alternative to Windows.
For further enquiries,
Phone: 07988459881
A new computer repair service will be starting very soon in Morecambe and the surrounding area. We will be able to visit you in your home or you can bring your computer to us.
We can also supply and install Linux, The alternative to Windows.
For further enquiries,
Phone: 07988459881
Events and ride outs or group meetings can now be added to the site calendar free of charge. Members can submit events, Non members will have to email the admin team with details.
THIS ONE VERY YELLOW new : acquired crash damaged got it runing probs with fule pump but fixed it sounds good not 4 road use exhaust so wat still needs some TLC
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty
and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of quid for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten pounds and asked,
"If I give you this money, will you buy some with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to put fuel in a motorbike instead of buying food?" the man asked.
"No, I don't waste time motorbiking," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for a tenner?" exclaimed the homeless man.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead,
I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay.
It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up Beer, Motorbikes, and Sex."
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members of the former planetmbars site for their support.
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